Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Man Versus Dinosaur!

Dinosaurs. Heh.

As I was working today, I got a note from Ron talking about the corporate names for dinosaurs (dinosaurs and baseball fields will hereafter be named after their corporate sponsors instead of having cool names).

I started thinking about the fact that it's a good thing men and dinosaurs didn't live at the same time. Man would have died out in nothing flat.

Why? you ask.

Because by the time some poor human yelled, "Look out, Ugg! It's the Carcharodontosaurus!" or "The Carcharondontosaurus is gonna get you, Grunk!" they would have already been an appetizer.

And nobody would hunt with anyone who had a lisp or a stutter.


Ron Simpson said...

Nah, it is a good thing scientist did not exist with dinosaurs. They are the ones that give things long unpronouncable names. Hunters call things simple names. Like: snakes, deer, lions, tigers and bears, oh my.

Ron Simpson said...

How about: AT&Tyranasaurus Rex?
we could go rename all the old ones with sponsorships. I wonder which one Trojan would use?

Mel Odom said...

That's true about the scientists.

The Trojanplatypus?